The slogan for Orange County, CA should be “My dick is bigger than your dick.”
It's 11 AM
- And all I want right now is to drink wine.
I miss you.
Fuck I’m tired.
Why did CM Punk have to leave the WWE?
Guests need to shut the hell up.
Why you gotta hurt so bad, big toe?
Way to be a fuck up and forget to leave the car seat at home.
I ate too much pie last night.
Get away from me wasp. I don’t want what you got.
I wanna snuggle my daughter right now.
Ready to drown myself in a tub of margaritas.
Seriously big toe, I hate you.
Only 2 hours of work left.
Instead I am eating pie and watching Failure to Launch on Oxygen Network